Got to sell the road maps
Got to move the twelve packs

I'm printing out the tickets for the lottery

Move out all the Trail Mix

Make room for the beef sticks!

Informing all the punks: "This is not a library! "

Hey!
Yes, we have some string cheese!
I'll have to check those Id's!
We're running out of Half-n-Half
And Sweet 'n' Low! Oh!
Would you like some jerky?
It comes in beek or turkey!
You see what I am up to baby; I can't go!
I'm working

Twenty-four hours a day!
That don't leave no time left to play!
We're open twenty-four hours a day!
That don't leave no time left to play!

No! No! No!
Hey, if I deserted my post
Who would be refilling the jalepeno receptor?
You?
I don't think so
I make coffee for the riff-raff
Regular and decaf
8 ounce, 12 ounce, 20 ounce
One for the road, sir?
Heat-lamp dogs and Cheetos
Microwave burritos!
Obey the printed warning, or it's sure to explode!
I sit out front the magazines
In which the subject matter's clean
Behind the counter, the adult variety!

Ay-yah!

Heh! It won't help to make a fuss
I do not make change for the bus
To use the restroom, you must be an employee!
I'm working

Twenty-four hours a day!
That don't leave no time left to play!
We're open twenty-four hours a day!
That don't leave no time left to play!

No! No! No!

Twenty-four hours a day!
That don't leave no time left to play!

No, it don't

Twenty-four hours a day-ay!
That don't leave no time left to play!

No! No! No! Yes! Yes! No!
(music becomes slower)
I came to this country
From a far away subcontinent
With dreams to make a fortune
In the movie industry!
But instead, I'm making Squishees
In a checkered dress
Oh, how I wish the camera on the ceiling
Wasn't just there for security!
(tempo increases to original)
Oh, oh! Alright, I feel much better now! I felt a little sad there; now I'm very happy again. Oh. Oh, this is good. Yes, I like this, this is my favorite part of the song! Yes, my great-aunt Pirani used to dance to this. She used to work it on out. This is very funky part now
I'm working

Twenty-four hours a day!
That don't leave no time left to play!
We're open twenty-four hours a day!
That don't leave no time left to play!

No! No! No! No! No! No!