Who can take your trash out
Stuff it down for you
Shake the plastic bag
And do the twisty thingy too
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man can

The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile and never judges you.

Who can take this diaper?
I don't mind at all!

Who can clean me up
Before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man can.

The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly bloaks
Curtious and easy going
They mop up when you're overflowing
And tell you when your ass is showing!

Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
Who can't?

Who can take my mommy?
And my daddy too?
Make them get along like moms and dad's
are 'sposed to do?
The Garbage Man!
I hope the Garbage Man can!

The Garbage Man can't
But he's got a giant stack
Of horror comics for you

The Garbage Man can
'Cause he's Homer Simpson man!
He cleans the world for you!