Christmas in December!
Wow, wow, wow!
Give me tons of presents
Now, now, now!

There's a stranger in the manger
And his name is love

Everybody in the U. S. A
Hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really lame
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name

F-L-A

His name is Ned!

E-R-S

Ned's a stupid name!
It's worse than Frankenstein
Or Dr. No!

You can't upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
Then goes home and worships nightly
His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!

F-L-A

Don't yell at Ned
D-E-R

His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!

Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing

Filling clubs with angry Valentinos
You don't have to move your feet
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat

He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!

If you despise polite left-handers
Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd

That's us!
Horray!

F-L-A!

His name is Ned!

E-R-S!

He is so white bread!

The smiling moustache geek who walks with God!

Everybody
In the U. S
A
Hates... their
Stupid... neighbor
He's the Flanders... man
The Flanders, man
Flanders

¡No nos gusta Flanders!
¡Es un hombre estupido!
¡No nos gusta Flanders!