There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know I just can't help myself, so Why do I do what I do when I do? Well I can say so or I just don't know Boys will be boys is what I usually say That's the how and the why, that I act this way That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme That ain't a crime, so it's milk it out time! Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force Cause in my mind, you go Just wait off course To another dimension Not only of site and sound But of being a clown Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat Or a loud mouth brat! Well, I am all that! So if you ask me, why I'm always in such a mess Well, ha, I just can't help myself!
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I just can't help myself! I just can't help myself!
A very great lady once said it right A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike Ha-ha! There I go again, Sister Know-It-All No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl I can help showing off, all that I know All the whats I can do, all the wheres I can go I know, it's makes the family very uptight I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night I'm probably don't belong here I'm certainly were wrong here Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there But it's not Marge and it's not Homer Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf I know, I shouldn't think it, but I just can't help myself!
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Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing! It's sorta like music, but you don't have to sing You got none of the work, and all of the fun Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner Roast beef with gravy and potatoes Hot rolls and butter Lettuce and tomatoes I know, I shouldn't eat it I got to keep my health But what the hey
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