Yo', check out this girl
She's bad, right?
Hmm, that's a total catfish, bro
What? How can you tell?
Well, it's quite simple, really

So before you try and simp for a girl on your Insta
Here's a couple hints that she's really a pretender
Photoshopped pics just to make her look thick
And now she got a hundred guys that try to Dm her
Honestly, don't waste your time
All these girls do is eat hot chips and lie
If you see a bad bitch with a fake disguise
Then you know there's only one thing left to say

She's a catfish, I don't trust that ho'
I need a bad bitch to help count my dough
It's so tragic, you're 'bout to get exposed
You ain't that thick, plus you got a big ass nose
You're a catfish, I don't trust you, ho'
I need a bad bitch to help count my dough
It's so tragic, you're 'bout to get exposed
Girl, I wouldn't even touch you with a ten foot pole

Like oh man, goddamn, I just don't understand
Why these bitches tellin' lies to get some likes on the 'gram?
'Cause I'm a king, I don't need a fake ho' in my life
But then she hit me in the Dms, like just give me the pipe
Look, I know what I just said, but I really want some coochie
It's been like six months since I touched a girls booty
Shawty hit me with the addy, now I'm off to her crib
When I pulled up to the place, I saw a guy in a wig
So I said, "Bro, what the fuck? Why you tryna finesse me? "
When you told me to pull up, this ain't what I was expecting
You got fake hair, fake boobs, pretty bad disguise, dude
He said, "Wait a minute, homie, you been tellin' lies too"
You said you had a Benz with some gold on the rims
So why you pull up in a Prius from 2010?
You're a fraud, just admit it, take a look in the mirror
And now I'm feeling pretty bad because it's coming quite clear

That I'm a catfish, I don't got no ho's
I want a bad bitch to help put on the show
It's so tragic, I just got exposed
I ain't that rich, I ain't really got no dough
I'm a catfish, I don't got no ho's
I want a bad bitch to help put on the show
It's so tragic, I just got exposed
But at the end of the day, I'll still love you so, so