Well there's nothing more to add before I leave This thing of ours is dead, and don't you grieve Is it me, or are they younger every night? Just because they can, doesn't make it alright
And I'm hanging by my teeth Waiting on quick relief Well the kids don't sleep for days I could die in a hundred odd ways
I'm so sick of hearing That enough of this has died But don't tell me You could do it if you tried Well it's a shame and a sham He's half as old as I am Don't tell me He could look good if he tried
Well he sacrificed a life remarkably It's really such a lazy way to be Hiding in the bedroom, climbing up the walls You've gotta kick it out of me gently, 'til he Begs and pleads and crawls
I'm so sick of hearing That enough of this has died But don't tell me You could do it if you tried Well it's a shame and a sham He's half as old as I am Don't tell me He could look good if he tried
I'm so sick of hearing That enough of this has died But don't tell me You could do it if you tried Well it's a shame and a sham He's half as old as I am Don't tell me He could look good if he tried
What did they show my mother? She guessed half my weight in gold To tell her I just did What I was told Grab your expensive coat That they'll bury you inside But don't tell me You could do it If you tried