This song is for the ladies, or as i like to call you... Women. [verse 1] I first saw you baby In a Pair of pale blue slacks (slacks) Feigning Dis-interest at the stares they'd attract (tract) They were cut low in the front lower in the back I could see clear to Hobart Its a good thing you waxed [chorus] Your jeans are too tight Your jeans are too tight Im seeing the moon And its not yet the night Your jeans are too small Your jeans are too small If you were a Fella Id see clear to your balls Your jeans are too tight Oh lady.... Your jeans are too tight [chorus 2] I must admit That id never seen denim so strained Your the kinda girl baby That puts plumbers to shame Now dont take offence But your back rack is stacked If i was a dealer I couldnt move that much crack [verse 3] in your jeans you look great in your jeans you look great like a denim-clad camel toed glued on your leg your jeans must constrict your jeans must constrict whats that by your cuff? dear god, its your lip! [verse 4] Your ankles look pale! Has the blood been cut off? Let me spend just a penny In that stone wash coin slot Look at that butt grin Too cheeky to pass That thong that your wearings Just flossing your ass [verse 5] The elastic is stretched With wreckless abandon Like a tightrope of cotton Across the grand canyon Babe ill just ask ya Now no misbehaving Were you ever a roadie? Did you work for Van Halen? Im Raving, Your Shaven It couldnt be better And thanks for reminding me I must post that letter (Letter) letter (letter) Lett-errrrrr [(spoken)And its quite a bulky post item too... Its quite large!] [verse 6] Your Jeans stick like glue They look good on you They make me feel like shopping At BIG W Its your jeans that i like Its you jeans that i like Can you touch your toes baby So i can park my bike? Your jeans are too tight Your jeans are too tight And i dont mind at allllll..... (It's not like you're my woman!)