Simply, knowing you exist

ain't good enough for me

But asking for your telephone number

seems highly inappropriate

Seeing as I can't

you don't say "hi"

when you walk by

And that time you shook my hand it felt so nice

I swear I never felt this way about any other guy

and I don't usually notice people's eyes but...

I conducted a plan to bump in to you most accidentally,

but I was walking along and I bumped into you

much more heavily that I'd originally planned

it was well embarrassing and I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat

I just think that we'd get on

I wish I could tell you face to face

instead of singing this stupid song

but yeah I just think that we might get on

So I went to that party and everyone

they were kind of arty

and I was wearing this dress

because I wanted to impress

But I wasn't sure if I looked my best

'cause I was so nervous

but I carried on regardless

strutting through each room trying to find you

And when I saw you kissing that girl

my heart it shattered

and my eyes, they watered

and when I tried to speak I stuttered

And my friends were like whatever

you'll find someone better

his eyes were way too close together

and we never even liked him from the start

and now he's with that tart

and I heard she done some really nasty stuff

down in the park with michael

they said she's easy

and if your guy's with someone that's sleazy

then he ain't worth your time cause you deserve a real nice guy

So I proceeded to get drunk and to cry

and I locked myself in the toilets the entire night

Saturday night I watch channel five

I particularly like CSI

I don't ever dream about you and me

I don't ever make up stuff about you and me that would be considered insanity

I don't ever drive by your house to see if you're in

I don't even have an opinion on that tramp that you're still seeing

I don't know your timetable

I don't know your face off by heart

but i must admit that there's a part that of me that still thinks

that we might get on

we could get on

we should get on