(Note: The spelling of "Rinfy" is confirmed by the DJ, who spells it during the Phoenix broadcast. The wrong title "In My Lovers Room" comes from a mishearing of "oooh" for "room".)
1 - I fell in love with Rinfy the gypsy. 2 - He said when I grew up he'd marry me, 3 - Carry me away on his steed.
4 - "Don't worry, my baby! 5 - Don't die, my funny little darling! 6 - I'm going away for a little while, 7 - And shouldn't be gone for very long."
8 - Ooh, then I really fell for Geoffrey, our gardener. 9 - He said he'd marry me, too. 10 - Oh, and I believed him, just like a fool.
11 - "Don't worry, my honey! 12 - Don't die, my funny little doll! 13 - I'm going away for a little while. 14 - Shouldn't be gone for very long." 15 - (Ooh, long, long, long...)
16 - Playing canasta in c-cold rooms, 17 - Playing canasta in cold rooms, 18 - Playing canasta upstairs, downstairs, 19 - And in my lover's...ooh...
20 - I met a boy who took me upstairs, 21 - Then took me in his arms and told me 22 - I comforted him, uh-huh.
23 - "Don't worry, my dear, 24 - Don't cry, you weird little stranger. [ca. 2'29] 25 - I'm going away. 26 - You probably won't ever see me again."
27 - Oh, yes, I know, I'm always falling, 28 - Gazing at hazy goldfish in your swimming eyes. 29 - How could I not lie there with you?
30 - "Don't worry, my darling! 31 - Don't die, my silly little baby! 32 - I'm going away for a little while, 33 - And shouldn't be gone for very long." 34 - (Ooh, long, long, long!)
35 - Playing canasta in c-cold rooms, 36 - Playing canasta in cold rooms, 37 - Playing canasta upstairs, downstairs, 38 - And in my lover's...ooh...
- line 15: This might be: "Oh, long, long, long t(ime)..." - line 24: "weird little", this sounds like "weirdo" to the untrained ear, but it's weird little" (north Kent accent).