Seriously? Look at her butt. Ew!
Oh, she looks like a slut. Ew!
I'm like what the what? Ew!
Right? Right? Ew. Ew

Oh, you got to see this
Oh my gross I can't believe it
She's so basically basic
She's literally making me sick

This is embarrassing. Ew. Ew
Like seriously, seriously. Ew. Ew
No seriously, seriously! Ew. Ew
I can't, I can't! Ew. Ew

Look at look at this. OM-effin-G, what the eff?
You're gonna freakin' flip, like, seriously freakin' flip
Cuz Sally's mad at Iggy because Iggy's booty's more biggy
And Sally's booty's twiggy so she called her friend Cybie
Now Sally's gonna get impleggies

What's impleggies?
Implants, silly
Ew!

I'm freakin' for real
I think silicone butts are ew, ew!

Where'd she get that outfit?
That girl is totally ratchet
No seriously? Who likes that? Ew!
Right right? Ew ew

Look at the way she takes pics
And what's up with those duck lips?
She's so lame
Super lame. Ew, ew!

This is embarrassing. Ew, ew
Like seriously seriously. Ew, ew
No, seriously seriously. Ew, ew
Oh my gosh. Ew, ew

I am not hating
I am merely conversating
With my BFF Sara
So bust your rhyme, Sara

It's mir. i. am and you know who
Now here's some things I think are EW!
FaceTime and reclining in airplane seats and then Vining
Retweeting tweets I'm not lying cuz even rhyming's ann-iy-ing
Bread bowls and ravioli, casserole, a roly poly caterpillar
On my really old and moldy windowsill. Ew!
Trapper keepers and a creeper wearin' sneakers
With the toes and maybe Frozen cuz you knowin'
I don't wanna build a snowman. Ew! Ew!

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew

Hello my name is Sara
That's Sara with no "H"
Too bad if you don't like it
Cuz haters gonna
Hate my Stepdad Gary
He tries to act so cool
Every time we see him
My friends and I say "Ew! "

Hey funky bunch, what're you guys doing?

Oh my gosh, it's my step dad Gary
And he just ruined it!

I heard that funky beat that you were playing down here
It's a party over here
It's a party over here

Ew!