Ok, stabs and drums
Let me tell you about a thing
I really want some yoghurt
Well, not exactly yoghurt
But it has a taste of yoghurt
And also kinda look like yoghurt

The shape should be like yoghurt
Some people will think it's yoghurt
But with a closer look at my yoghurt
You'll discover - it's not yoghurt
Banana, vanilla, strawberry
Put it in your mouth
Yoghurt

Papaya
That's what I am
Guava
Talking about
Chocolata
In the face
Yoghurt

So my car broke down
Yoghurt
I took the bus
Yoghurt
Had to sand because of the yoghurt
And then I met this girl
Dio? ourt
Common interest: Yoghurt

So we start to talk about the yoghurt
And the way she pronounces yoghurt
Just makes my heart go - yoghurt!

Raspberry
Oh my God!
Maracuja
Mango
Yoghurt
Cherry
Put it in your mouth
Pineapple
Suck it, suck it
Tutti frutti
Yoghurt

Wow! Nice break... guys
I heard rumors of some yoghurt
Some special kind of yoghurt
And I saw this store called djoughurt
Could this be it? Djoughurt?
I said excuse me, sir
Djoughurt?
Is that a special kind of yoghurt?
He said forget about the yoghurt
The new thing now is djoghurt

It's so amazing, yes the thing is gonna blow your mind
It is the sweetest, softest, purest thing you'll ever find
You think you've tried it, but remember
It's a special kind
It's not yoghurt
It's djoghurt

It's so amazing, yes the thing is gonna blow your mind
It is the sweetest, softest, purest thing you'll ever find
You think you've tried it, but remember - it's a special kind
It's not yoghurt
It's djoghurt

Back to the track!
Umami
Wasabi
Burning on the tongue
Carpaccio
Djoghurt
Pastrami
Tandoori
Parmigiano
Djoghurt

Tabasco
Put it in your mouth
Aioli
Suck it, suck it
Chili con carne
Djoghurt
Gazpacho
Chèvre
Anaconda
Djoghurt

Herpes simplex
Herpes duplex
Hepatitas
Djoghurt
Pellegrino
E. Coli
Legionella
Djoghurt