Well I told Bill and I told Bob
I told them not to worry 'bout me
And I told Steve and I told Stan
I told them not to worry 'bout me
'Cause the big boys at the rollerdome
Are gonna roll all over me...and my face

Well I told Patty and I told Kathy
I told them not to worry 'bout me
And I told Mary and Tyler-Moore
I told them not to worry 'bout me
'Cause all the big babes up in the city
Are gonna be big all over me...and my face

Well I told Bill and I told Bob
I told them not to worry 'bout me
And I told Steve and I told Stan
I told them not to worry 'bout me
'Cause all the big dudes at the disco
Are gonna dance all over me...and my face

Well I told Bill and I told Bob
I told them not to worry 'bout me
And I told Steve and I told Stan
I told them not to worry 'bout me
'Cause all the beach bums in Miami
Are kicking sand all over me...and my face