My Soup's got a fly in
And there’s woodlouse in my wine
My bread has fleas on
But I can see no reason
To be shy
I’ll try
To eat them if I can now

'cos I’m, an Insect Eating Man

Bedbugs in the butter
And butterflies on the cutlery
My salad's tasty
Because it contains lady-
bird, absurd
you say
but I don’t see it that way
because I’m, an insect eating man

Not hard boiled eggs, but daddy long legs
Instead of Brie, bumble bee
(pas pas pas)
Forget doritos, give me mosquitos
No broth, just moth

Ants all over my lamb shanks
ticks on my asparagus tips
a smattering of weevil
Well, I know you think I’m evil
but believe
I’m not,
they were hiding in the pepper pot
they all larvae(n), insect eating man

Not hard boiled eggs, but daddy long legs
Instead of Brie, bumble bee
Forget burritos, give me mosquitos
No broth, just moth

.one last time.

(aside from) honey what do honey bees make?
a crunchy base for an insect cheesecake
topped with beetles in their jelly
Which I prefer to black cherry
Very quaint
For sure
But now I'll eat some more
(just like an insectivore)
(bee) ‘cos I’m an Insect Eating Man

oh yes I am
I’m an insect eating man
antenna fan, yes
I’m an insect eating man


by manao