I'm a modern privileged gay

You spend most evenings on your back

Disposable income every day

I think it's time that we both give back

Turn off Dr Oz

Ride a bike for a good cause

Raise some dough

For our friends who are Poz

Training, sweating

That shit hurts

Feel the wind blowing in your hair

Training in our mini skirts

Or some fashionable activewear

I still don't see

The appeal

Plus I can't ride a bike in heels

But just think

How good you'll feel

Ehh I can make my round for a better weekend

Get your ass in San Fransisco

Then ride down to L.A

Safety first, so wear a helmet

Bitch I said no way

How about I ride a flatbed

I'll look cute and pay for gas

Cause you know I love a road trip

But cliff bars taste like

Delicious

Your a shady fucking drag queen

Probably going straight to Hell

So you do a little Aids ride

And the Pr goes well

I look like a real good person

With generous charity ways

So I'll make a stank face baby

But I'll ride for Aids

Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam?

Is there Wi-Fi on this thing?

I will beat you with your selfie stick

Sexual, body wear

Plus the Lycra shows off his--

Oh my gosh!

This view is right

I will bike all through the night

Pitch a tent

It feels so nice

So each mile that I go

Makes the donations pile on up

Plus we get free Gatorade

Can I get some back up in my...

Shut your mouth, you'll swallow a bug

It's a nice break from drag and drugs

Plus I get to shake these big jugs

I knew we shoulda asked that Aussie what's her name to come here.

Ah ah ah!!

You're a shady fucking drag queen

Probably going straight to hell

But then you do a little Aids ride

And the Pr goes well.

I look like a real good person

With generous charity ways

I'll make a stank face baby

But I'll ride for Aids

So you follow up and donate

To fighthiv.org

Give a little and you'll get back

It'll be a smorgasbord

Get some cash if you ain't got time

Good karma gets you laid

We'll make a stank face baby

But we'll ride for Aids

Please don't sue Taylor Swift

We're dogooders

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Please don't sue Taylor Swift

We're dogooders

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You're a shady fucking drag queen

Probably going straight to hell

But then you do a little Aids ride

And the Pr goes well.

I look like a real good person

With generous charity ways

I'll make a stank face baby

But I'll ride for Aids

So you follow up and donate

To fighthiv.org

Give a little and you'll get back

It'll be a smorgasbord

Get some cash if you ain't got time

Good karma gets you laid

We'll make a stank face baby

But we'll ride for Aids