Mommy, daddy, look at me

I went to school and I got a degree

All my friends call it the big D

I went to school and I got the big D

I got the big D

I got the big D

I got the big D

I went to school and I got the big D

Is your muffin buttered?

Would you like us to assign someone

to butter your muffin?

Excuse me (what?) Excuse me (what?)

Hey you, over there

On the chaise longue in your underwear

What are you doing sitting down?

You should be horizontal now

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

Is your mother worried?

Would you like us to assign someone

to worry your mother?

Excuse me (what?) Excuse me (what?)

Hey you, in the front row

Are you coming backstage after the show?

Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue

All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue

All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue