This is a message that my manager wouldn't approve
After this song, I'll have a lot of cleaning up to do
Don't be influenced by an office full of dorks
I won't mention any names, coughs* Pitchfork

Tell me what you want
I'm gonna get right on it
Tell me what you want
I'll write it down in my notebook
Duly noted
Tell me what you want
If it's gonna make you happy
I'll give you my guitar
Show me all your hot licks
Damn, that's cool

I need a tastemaker to tell me which way to go
So I can play the halftime show at the Super Bowl
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions
Here's your big chance, yeah, you got the next three seconds

Tell me what you want
I'm gonna get right on it
Tell me what you want
I'll write it down in my notebook
Duly noted
Tell me what you want
If it's gonna make you happy
I'll give you my guitar
Show me all your hot licks
Damn, that's cool

Say, baby, tell me
Are we almost there?
Say, baby
Should I bleach my hair?

Tell me what you want
I'm gonna get right on it
Tell me what you want
I'll write it down in my notebook
Duly noted
Tell me what you want
If it's gonna make you happy
I'll give you my guitar
Show me all your hot licks
Damn, that's cool