One, two, one, two, three, four

Baby, I love ridin' with you but this traffic, I hate it
'Member this avenue? 'Fore these trees could even shade it
Way back in the day, we were so young and so were they
Yeah, I know I'm 'bout to sound like my daddy right now
But when did everything get so craft beer
in this natty light town?
I'm still gettin' used to Tuesday bein' trash day
I ain't sayin' I don't like change
just prefer mine in the ashtray (Yeah)

Yeah, this truck's 'bout as old as my soul feels
I can hardly even recognizе Mobile
They put a strip mall wherе that sandlot ballpark was
Now my coffee costs more than my boots' farm does
Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now
Participation trophies are a thing now
This side of Heaven ain't pretty, oh well
Baby, you still fine as hell

Yeah, I saw a CD yesterday
Girl, you 'member buyin' those?
Rippin' that plastic off
like Christmas in your Civic like a pro
Our kids roll their eyes when I say, "I miss the 90's"
But they beggin' for them same Jordans
I begged my mom to buy me (Ooh)

Yeah, this truck's 'bout as old as my soul feels (Hey)
I can hardly even recognize Mobile (Keep goin')
They put a strip mall where
that sandlot ballpark was (Aw, shit)
Now my coffee costs more than my boots' farm does
Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now
(Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now)
Participation trophies are a thing now
This side of Heaven ain't pretty, oh well
Baby, you still fine as hell
(Right here, what's up?)

Yeah, some change, I'm like, "That's cool"
Yeah, some change, I'm like, "Whatever"
Yeah, my knees are gettin' worse
But ol' doc says knee replacements are gettin' better (Woo)

Yeah, this truck's 'bout as old as my soul feels (Hey)
I can hardly even recognize Mobile (Keep goin')
They put a strip mall where
that sandlot ballpark was (Aw, shit)
Now my coffee costs more than my boots' farm does (Ah)
Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now
(Some kids ain't even crankin' up hank now)
Participation trophies are a thing now
This side of Heaven ain't pretty, oh well (Oh well)
Baby, you still fine as hell
(Yeah, this side of heaven ain't pretty, but baby, oh well)

You still fine as hell