Oh... Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai!
San ni ichi... OH!

"Ou! "
"Nani? "
"HELP! "
"Nanigoto ja"
"Hii, hime sarawaremashitaa"
"Yuusha wa? "
"Imasen"
"Uun, sou da! Kakunaru ue wa omae ga yuusha da"

Settei houkai... !
Saa, sono takarabako no nakami to kono
nakenashi no kane de tabidatte nakama
o sagashite bakemon taoshite
(... Tekitou janee ka)
Tonikaku komattara machi no hitobito
ni hanashikakeyou ze?
BOSS toka zenzen taoseru! Taoseru!
Ma-ji-de!

Ibatte ibatte ibatte totsuzen
Datte jissai ni ichibai erai kara
Hito-goto miraku itte kureru ze
Mattaku motte ue kara mesen sugiru ze

Keikenchi keikenchi keikenchi tsunde
Motto kukkyou na nakama sagashitamae!
Teyuu ka watashi wa i-heisotsu desu
Yuukyuukyuuka ga DELETE! DELETE!

Sonata ga rasubosu o taoshite kuru hi
o tanoshimi ni matte oru zoi!

Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame
O-kuni no heiwa o mamoru tame
Ichiban ushiro de shiki o torimasu
Sonata no keikenchi o tsutaemashou

Anata no tame ni sekai no tame ni
Tatakau bokura no aikokushin
Nakama mo shinde zetsumetsu sunzen
Yappari LEVEL ga tarinee... orz

Anata no PARTY wa zenmetsu shimashita
Oo, kamisama yo! AMEN

Oo! Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai!
Sasureba sonata ni mou ichido, kikai o ataeyou!
"Ousama"
"Nan desu ka? "
"Mou! ... Mou muri desu. "
"Ee! Yowane o haku to wa motto nasakenaai! "

Keizairyoku, gunjiryoku tomo ni moushibunnai
waga kuni wa totsuzen
Yuushuu na jinzai mo juntaku
Jinbou atsui ne
Tada, hitotsu manseiteki na mondai
wa kokka genshu no hanpou sa
Yoku ieba muku, waruku ieba... O-BA-KA

Shuushinshoumei zenjinrui wa sentou minzoku
Iwazu mo ga na (OK?)
Kyouchousei ya, junnousei ga hitsuyou nante
Ukiyo wa kusogee ka?

Tsugi no LEVEL ni naru ni wa
Ato sen POINT no keiken ga
Sara ni wa motto jikoshuchou ga hitsuyou ja na
Kujikeru na OK?

Terissa Borosso Zanji Paronto
Mahoutsukai mo tsukai-mon ni natte kita ga
Yoyuu shakushaku usura warai de
Gotaku bakka narabete shaku ni sawaru ze

Horitto Horitto Horitto - bakka
Souryo wa Horitto bakka de baka nano?
Ou no atashi o nemurasu nante
Antara ittai nanisama? Sate wa muhon ka?

Boku wa yuusha ja arimasen
Mushiro ou ga yuusha dato omoimaasu!

Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame
O-kuni no heiwa o mamoru tame
Saizensen ni mi o toujimase
Shijiritsu appu wa me ni mieta! (Oi kora)

Keneki no tame okane no tame ni
Tatakau ousama nani o miru
Konoe mo hinshi zetsumetsu sunzen
Shinde shimau to wa nasakenaai!

Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame
Anata no egao o mamoru tame
Maou-gun kanren jouhou o
Inochi karagara ni kaki atsume

Kyou mo kyou tote chinza shiteiru
Makoto no yuusha o matteiru
Tarikihongan dewa arimasen
Washira ja yatsura nya kanawanee