Rumor Weed: Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot, I'm told!
He's got lasers for eyes, and a microchip brain,
His skin is terribly cold.

Mr. Nezzer: We've heard the one about Alfred
It's strange ...

Dad Pea: Amazing!

Dad Carrot: But true!

Mr. Nezzer: But now that we've heard about Alfred
We'd like to hear more about you!

Rumor Weed: Moi?
I'm a rumor weed! I'm a rumor weed!
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess
I'm a rumor weed!

Mr. Nezzer: So what is a rumor?

Rumor Weed: It starts as a story,
Maybe it's true, maybe not
But once you repeat it,
It's hard to defeat it
Now look at the mess that you've got!

All: Uh huh!

Rumor Weed: Yeah, Alfred's a robot,
Everyone knows!
The story is all over town.
We rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
Just like a big weed in the ground!

Rumor Weed: I'm a rumor weed!

All: Yes, it's true!

Rumor Weed: I'm a rumor weed!

All: Oo, oo, oo!

Rumor Weed: A tiny little story is all I need!
To make a big mess!
I'm a rumor weed!

Rumor Weed: I'm a rumor weed!

All: Yes, it's true!

Rumor Weed: I'm a rumor weed!

All: Oo, oo, oo!

Rumor Weed: A tiny little story is all I need!

All: You'd better watch out for the rumor weed!

Rumor Weed: I'm a rumor weed!

All: She's a rumor weed!

Rumor Weed: I'm a rumor weed!

All: Yeah, a rumor weed!

Rumor Weed: A tiny little story is all I need!

All: You'd better watch out for the rumor weed!

Rumor Weed: A tiny little story is all I need!

All: You'd better watch out for the rumor weed!