It's so easy to cultivate All the fat cells in my body I like to feed on cholesterol man (Aaah aaaah aaaah)
I don't care when in my couch Eating junk food and watching TV I become the king of all men (Aaah aaah aaah)
All my friends have abandonned me So I bought a bigger TV (Oooh oooh oooh oooh Oooh oooh oooh oooh)
I think Guinness tried to contact me I'm as lazy as you can be (Oooh oooh oooh oooh)
It's so easy to cultivate All the fat cells in my body I like to feed on cholesterol man (Aaah aaaah aaaah)
I don't care when in my couch Eating junk food and watching TV I become the king of all men (Aaah aaah aaah)
All my friends have abandonned me So I bought a bigger TV (Oooh oooh oooh oooh Oooh oooh oooh oooh)
I think Guinness tried to contact me I'm as lazy as you can be (Oooh oooh oooh oooh)
I don't mind being all alone... (I really wish my friends would call me...) I like myself the way I am... (If only I could loose a little weight...) I don't need you to pity me (Could you help me pick up my wallet ?) I fell fine now I really do... (I'm depressed should I kill myself now ?)
I'm sick of me I'm sick of me
I'm sick of having to buy Two seats when I see a movie I haven't seen my feet in years YEEEEAAAAHHHH !! YEEEAAAHH !! GO !!