She's probably in a Bentley Showinâ off her new fake boobies Tryinâ to break into the movies with some producer Who seduced her with some sushi and cologne
She's probably down on Sunset Doinâ all the things that she ain't done yet With some actor she calls Hector Man, I wish she'd meet Phil Spector And he'd ask to take her home
She's lovinâ California She loves the beach She loves the party everyday Piña Coladas on the sidewalk in LA Ever since she went away I hate California
Maybe she's livinâ in a commune Dancinâ with hippies under the moon Itâs all free love, weed and patchouli And there's a guru named Fuzuli And he's doinâ her for sure
Maybe she's strumminâ some big rock star Drinkinâ pink cosmos at the Sky Bar Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado I bet she thinks she won the lotto Good for her
She's lovinâ California She loves the beach She loves the party everyday Piña Coladas on the sidewalk in LA Ever since she went away I hate California
I think I seen her on TV Last night on TMZ With the pretty people on parade She's sellinâ Scientology With John, Tommy and Katie Man, I bet sheâs really got it made
She's lovinâ California That string bikini and the sunshine on her face
She's lovinâ California She loves the beach She loves the party everyday Piña Coladas on the sidewalk in LA Ever since she went away I hate California