[Alaska Thunderfuck]
She walked through my door like a body queen walking into a comedy challenge
A 22-inch human unit and a tuck so tight, her parents became vegetarian
No dame her age could afford a lace-front like that
But with that many Cc's of silicone, I had a good idea how she got it

[Trinity the Tuck]
Detective, you gotta help me
I'm desperate

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Take it easy, toots
You've come to the right Private Dick

[Trinity the Tuck]
I've looked everywhere, you see
I can't find my set-ups
I can't find my punchlines
I've even misplaced my puns and limericks
I'm in deep, deep, deep trouble
So you gotta help me get to the bottom of this
And help me figure out: where... are... the... jokes?