When I ride by myself
I don't ever get no help
But when I roll up with her
Everybody calls me sir
No matter how long I stay
They never ever know my name
But when I walk in with her
Everybody calls me sir

Normal California
Same old Friday night
Pretend to be invisible
Underneath these city lights
Then I met my baby
Felt like I struck gold
Now they treat me like royalty everywhere I go
When I ride by myself
I don't ever get no help
But when I roll up with her
Everybody calls me sir
No matter how long I stay
They never ever know my name
But when I walk in with her
Everybody calls me sir

Oh oho oh ohoh oh oh
Call me sir
Oh oho oh ohoh oh oh

Ohoh oh oh oh

I ain't goin nowhere
Unless he's there with me
Cause I don't stand in line no more
Admissions always free
He could break the law he could break your heart in two
But I promise that you won't care
when he smiles at you

Ohoh oh oh oho

When I ride by myself
I don't ever get no help
But when I roll up with her
Everybody calls me sir
No matter how long I stay
They never ever know my name
But when I walk in with her
Everybody calls me sir

Oh oho oh ohoh oh oh
Call me sir
Oh oho oh ohoh oh oh
Call me sir
Oh oho oh ohoh oh oh
Call me sir
Oh oho oh ohoh oh oh

Ohoh oh oh oh

Every time we hit the streets it's like a world premier
She makes me feel like Sia swinging from that chandelier
Went from marginally famous to the top of the A list
And just for future reference here's a tip Mr. Belvedere
Never judge a book by it's cover
And never judge an ugly duckling by his mother
The frog prince got kissed
Her lips granted his wish
It's a sad world when your net worth determines your lover
But, what would I ever do without you
Prolly wouldn't have a clue without you
But one things for sure when I pull up with her
Don't refer to me as Travie
You can call me sir

What would ever do without you
What would ever do without you
What would ever do without you
What would ever do without you

Call me sir