They say this land is the home of the brave
But then too much cash kinda turns you insane
The smell of success could be the ruin of you
But Beverly kicks and she can kick like a mule
There's a whole lot of party in a sea of white stuff
A whole fleet of limo's for the skirt in Bar Chuff
Mere seduction, that's not what she needs
Just a flash of the cash and she'll lick the boy clean

One of these days I'm gonna take your hand
Gonna lead my baby to the promised land

Lobsters and limousines
Blue suede shoes and a movie queen
Lobsters so I've been told
Hollywood streets are paved with gold

Fat legs on a sunset night
Talk about horror she's a cellulite fright
Constant craving keeps scratching the hill
Wilder than wild you know it makes you feel
Like a lobster in drag in a pot of fool's gold
The birth of a nation that's coming to unfold
Well some like it hot and some like it cold
Some like to tease and then some like to scold

One of these days I'm gonna take your hand
Gonna lead my baby to the promised land

Lobsters and limousines
Blue suede shoes and a movie queen
Lobsters so I've been told
Hollywood streets are paved with gold

Lobsters and limousines
Blue suede shoes and a movie queen
Lobsters so I've been told
Hollywood streets are paved with gold

One of these days I'm gonna take your hand
Gonna lead your baby to the promised land
I don't want no pain when I grow old
Just give me that twenty four carat gold