1PM. He's still in bed
Hearing singing in his head
Look at clock. He's late
for a job he'll lose soon at this rate
Trip on the sheet, hit the fl oor, start crawling
Look at the phone, your boss is calling

Go to the kitchen look for snacks in the cabinet
But there's just plates
That's where he keeps his plates. He knows that
Open the freezer to get some snackages
2 Hot Pocket sandwich packages

There's a force fi eld on the freezer 'til he reads the label
Then he can grab the box and go to the table
There's always time for reading when it leads to eating
SING IT! SING!
Limited Edition Cuban Style and Spicy Beef Nacho!

Phone rings, your boss is calling
Decline boss and sing ingredients
Roasted Pork, Hickory Ham
Mm, mm! Pickles, Swiss cheese
I am at a loss of words
I never heard of béchamel sauce, but I'm sure it's great

It is great! I figured
Now sing what's in the Spicy Beef one
and sound like me this time

Spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho
sauce and a touch of the jalapeño
I've already cooked one, it's okay you're welcome!
Eat it now!

Limited Edition soon you'll be wishing
they'd be here forever
Now sing about the fl avor. Now

The beef is beefy, the spice is spicy
The jalapeño compliments the onions nicely!
Now sing about the other one
Cuban Style makes me smile
too bad it'll be gone in a while
I'm going to the store to hoard up a pile