Woke up this morning,
Didn't take a shower,
I've been regretting that,
For the past hour!

Because my head itches, my head itches yeah!
My head itches, my head itches, yeah!

Doc I need some dandruff shampoo for my hair!

Went to the doctor,
He looked at me and he said:
Boy what's your reflection?
I pointed at my head..
And said..

My head itches, my head itches, Yeahhh!
My head itches, my head itches, Yeahhh!

Doc I need some dandruff shampoo for my hair!
When the doc was done listening to me,
He stared at me quizzically.
He said:
Toby you don't need me,
Dandruff shampoo is OTC!

So if your head itches,
Your head itches, yeah!
If your head itches,
Your head itches, YEAH!

(Hit the wrong, I HIT THE WRONG CORD!)

Go to the pharmacy and get some shampoo for your hair-ahah,
Dandruff sha-ampoo
For your hai-aiair
For your hai-aiair
For your hair,
For your hair
For your hair
For my head!