Well I just love the holiday
Christmas Lights. Santa's Sleigh
Early rise, I'm on the way
When to my surprise, under the tree
the presents were open
Who opened my presents?

Who the f*** broke in
and started opening
my f***ing presents?
Who does that?
My presents were open
They didn't touch like anything

Just the stuff under the tree
They didn't take the stuff
the presents had inside
they just ripped the wrapping paper off
F*** those guys
My presents were open!

They ruined the surprise
Broke into my place and opened everything
My f***ing presents
And left them neatly arranged
Guess I'll tell my mom
to rewrap everything
My f***ing presents

I want to ship my obsolete iPhone to your home

(gimme the good display tho.)