HUNTER
(sung)
What if this show won a Tony?
What if this show won a Tony Award?
Papa, would that change the way you saw your litte boy,
Now he's a man
And he needs you to...

JEFF
(spoken)
Stop, stop, stop, Hunter
Hunter, we agreed we weren't going to put the Tony Award song on the CD, remember?

HUNTER
But I like that song.

JEFF
I like the song too, but a Tony Award joke is too easy.
It's like making a joke about Les Miz, or Phantom of the Opera...

HUNTER
Alright, alright, we won't put it on the CD.