So it seems you been runnin in circles Now you can't even get to first base & you feel like the tide has turned against you Welcome to the human race So you feel like the gods are out to get you You feel like you've fallen from grace & you'd run again if they'd only let you Welcome to the human race Welcome to the human race
So your prophets of finance have fallen On their collective proverbial face And you hear muffled voices callin Welcome to the human race You made a killin dealin real estate at NASA Sellin cemetery plots in outer space Til some fallin coffins crashed upon your doorstep Welcome to the human race Welcome to the human race Open up your heart...
So you sold your ocean home ain't that a pity And your mermaids disappeared without a trace Now you comb the streets of sandcastle city Welcome to the human race Now sometimes the truth is hard to handle But lately it's much easier to face We'll just write it off as just another scandal Welcome to the human race Welcome to the human race Welcome to the human race Open up your heart