I love you 'cause you're scared of me
I love you 'cause you're meek
I love you 'cause you're insecure, unconfident, and weak
Some people think it's a power trip but I don't give a damn
I love you 'cause you make me feel much better than I am

I love you 'cause you worry, you're always taking pills
You always watch the evening news and it always gives you chills
I love you 'cause you're shaking, and 'cause you're always tense
Compared to you I'm Mr. Cool, Professor Confidence

My momma taught me long ago remember this one thing
Surround yourself with losers so that you can be their king
And if you choose to fall in love, pick someone with a curse
'Cause no matter how bad you may feel,
she'll always feel much worse

I love you 'cause you're scared of me
I love you 'cause you're meek
I love you 'cause you're insecure, unconfident, and weak
Some people think it's a power trip but I don't give a damn
I love you 'cause you make me feel much better than I am

So put the self-help books away, and that subliminal tape
You're overweight, but that's Ok, come on in have another cake
Oh, I will be your better half, and you can be my worse
I'm going drinking, baby, so I took some money from your purse

I love you 'cause you're scared of me
I love you 'cause you're meek
I love you 'cause you're insecure, unconfident, and weak
Oh,some people think it's a power trip but I don't give a damn
I love you 'cause you make me feel
Like you're the Captain, and I'm Tenille
Like you are pork, and I am veal
Like I'm the fortune, and you're the wheel
I love you 'cause you make me feel much better than I am