Skag trendy thought he new just what to do
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew
He thought that parents were too old
and teachers told him what to do
He's master skag trendy 'n' he'd like to talk to you

He told his mother what he was all about
She didn't acknowledge the cry for help
She just chucked him out
Now he's broke sitting outside, sitting on the floor

Nothing else to think about except another score
But before he gets this he has to go and steal something
That's not something that he really wants to do
But you see since his mother chucked him out
She signed him off the brew

I wish somebody would love him
He doesn't have a hope
I wish somebody would love him
He doesn't have a home
He'd like to speak to his old school friends
But he needs ten pence for his phone

He had a girlfriend she was very, very, very nice
Walks by him now, won't look at him twice
She liked his dress sense and his cheeky, cheeky grin
But you see since he's been chucked out
He's lost all of them, he's got none

So he writes another sad song, he's got none
So he writes another sad song

I'm master skag trendy thought I knew just what to do
I was only seventeen and I was out screwing the brew
I thought that parents were too old
and teachers told me what to do
I'm master skag trendy and I'd like to talk to you

I wish somebody would love me, cos I don't have a home
I wish somebody would love me, cos I don't have a home
I'd like to speak to my old school friends
but I need ten pence for the phone

One thing would happen to someone in this situation
That is complete and utter social deterioration
Should have clicked on
when he was out pawning his playstation
Just a young man looking for some variation

He made a mistake; he was looking for some variation
He made a mistake; he was looking for some variation