Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

You see I was getting older man
So I decided to do something a little smart
So I put some dough aside
And I bought myself a yard
It was a little two up two down man
This is quite a nice little pad
I scrimped and saved and pulled through
With a little help off me dad

Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

So I was just settling in as you do man
A little party then there was a bang at the door
It was that fucking neighbour
He was going "Turn down your tunes or you'll end up on the floor"
I said, "Ah, this is well unexpected man I ain't looking for no fight"
"I tell you what, any other time mucko... but not tonight"

I said not tonight...

Just do one
I said not tonight
Oh be gone
I said not tonight
I said not tonight
Just do one
I said not tonight
Oh be gone
I said not tonight

Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

So he's standing in me porch man
In his briefs, scratching his sack
I said "I bet to find your cock your missus has to lay you on your back"
And I could tell I wouldn't like this geezer from the minute that we met
Cos he was in his garden talking to plants like they was pets
And he was one of them man, I can tell you this geezer he had fucking issues
I guarantee you his love life was all ending up in tissues
And he was one of them man, spic and span house was far too neat
And then I seen him picking litter on a Sunday off the street

I said what the fuck?

Just do one
I said what the fuck?
Oh be gone
I said what the fuck is going on with you man?
I said what the fuck?
Just do one
I said what the fuck?
Oh be gone
I said what the fuck?

Listen, I told him, "You can just shoo, shoo, shoo!"

Cos we could well meet one day mate, maybe in a pub
I say finish your beer off man and you can donate that grub
Cos remember that time when you was in my porch asking for a fight?
Well guess what mate, it's your lucky night

It's your lucky night...

Just do one
It's your lucky night
Oh be gone
It's your lucky night
It's your lucky night
Just do one
It's your lucky night
Oh be gone
It's your lucky night

Things have changed and I've moved on
Story's told so now I'm done
Yeah things have changed and I've moved on
Story's told so now I'm done yeah