I was talking to the postman

And he mentioned your name

Seems like everybody

Everybody knows about my good thing

Call the plumber darling

There must be a leak in my drain

Seems like everybody

Everybody knows about my good thing

I was talking to my neighbour

About the way you wear your hair

They say you must have a lot of children

Because the milk man is always there

Call the plumber darling

There must be a leak in my drain

Seems like everybody

Everybody knows about my good thing

I was talking to the butcher

He said you always look so neat

I guess that's why my freezer

Is always full of meat

Call the plumber darling

There must be a leak in my drain

It seems like everybody, everybody

Everybody knows about my good thing

Everybody, I said everybody knows about my

Everybody knows about my good thing

Everybody knows knows that

nobody wants to be my woman

Nobody wants to be, oh no, no

Call the plumber darling

There must be a leak in my drain

Yeah!

It seems like everybody, everybody, everybody

Everybody knows about my good thing