Two quid in the bottom of a purse
No plans to be spent on owt which makes it even worse
Four cans for a quid to quench the thirst
Imitation red bull in a red can by the kerb
As they emerge from the market square
Seems that passers by stare down the opposite just stare
And there's a culture in the air
Bouncing off the shoulders of the locals they don't care

And he's the happiest man in town
Where does he go when the sun goes down?
And people all walk around (?)
Cos nobody stops today
Cos they've got bigger issues
After they just carry on
They carry on
They carry on
They carry on

Standing in the same spot every week
Beyond a crooked spire on the cobbles of the street
Red vest on his chest for all to see
ID badge around his neck it's hard to be discreet
And as he tries to evade the tension
The colour of his hands and face talk all of referendum
They're all blind to intervention
And they all must be broke round here
cos they can't even pay attention

To the happiest man in town
Where does he go when the sun goes down?
And people all walk around (?)
Cos nobody stops today
Cos they've got bigger issues

Eyes down
Eyes down
Don't make eye contact with the man
Eyes down
Eyes down
Like he will grab you if he can
Eyes down
Eyes down
Don't make eye contact with the man
Eyes down
Eyes down
Like he will grab you if he can

To the happiest man in town
Where does he go when the sun goes down?
And people all walk around (?)
Cos nobody stops today
Cos they've got bigger issues
And they just carry on
They carry on
They carry on
They carry on
They carry on
To the happiest man in town
Where does he go when the sun goes down?
And people all walk around (?)
Cos nobody stops today
I guess they've got bigger issues