I lost my job at the mill today
Now I can't go home
I lost my will to work that way
Now I can't go home
I lost my money so I cannot pay
Now I can't go home
I'm good and drunk, when I walk I sway
Now I can't go home

Two, three, four
I feel like a fight 'cause I hate your face
Well I'm the king of this whole damn place
'Scuse me, Miss, I'm a big disgrace
Will you take me home
Well get your feckin' mitts off of me
I invented history
So damn drunk that I cannot see
Wil you take me home
Well what the hell are you looking at?
You're an ugly fella and your lady's fat
Hey put down that baseball bat
Just take me home
Take me home

I really don't mean to act like this
I just want to go home
Had a couple whiskeys got good and pissed
Want to go home
My girl ran away and took my shoes
Now I want to go home
My only friends are smokes and booze
Now I want to go home

Two, three, four
My name's Dan Kelly and I got no hope
I once brawled with the Holy Pope
I'm a bit outta hand could you get a rope
Tie me up and take me home
Can I lift that truck? You can bet your ass
Keep the camera rollin' 'cause I'm kinda fast
Thanks a lot, this has been a blast
Will ya take me home?
Well, one more pint then I'll leave, I swear
Not too proud to pull your hair
Lock me up and get me outta here
Just take me home
Take me home

I'm hurtin' for certain, my story's done
I'm goin' home
I'm goin' home
I've reached the end, my race is run
I'm goin' home
I'm goin' home
I'll see you again, smile on my face
I'm goin' home
I'm goin' home

You're in my heart, 'tis a special place
Now we'll all go home

Two, three, four
One more pint then I'll leave, I swear
Well, I'm not too proud to pull your hair
Lock me up and get me outta here
Just take me home
Take me home
Take me home