I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy

I don't want a lot for Christmas
I just want a girl for free
(And I) don't care about the presents
I just want a shagging spree
I don't need to hang my stocking
I just wanna put my___in
Santa Claus won't make me happy
Sorry I dont swing that way
I just want a little tug
Underneath the Christmas rug
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy
And its you baby