It's christmas day
and I'm alone again
she's with him now
I'm with my loneliness
she ran away
4 months ago
left with his sleigh
for the north pole

Please, come back home
and leave that fat man alone

CHORUS
santa, you bitch
didn't get a damn thing from my christmas list
all I got was this broken heart
and that's it
santa, you bitch
oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl
would've never kissed st. nick
would've never kissed st. nick

I saw 'em dancing under misteltoe
thought it was nothing but I guess I didn't know
that there was something going on with them
santa, you player
I thought we were friends

Please, come back home,
and leave that fat man alone

CHORUS
santa, you bitch
didn't get a damn thing from my christmas list
all I got was this broken heart
and that's it
santa, you bitch
oh theres only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl
would've never kissed st. nick
would've never kissed st. nick

oh, santa, you bitch
didn't get a damn thing from my christmas list
all I got was this broken heart
and that's it
santa, you bitch
oh, theres only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl
would've never kissed...

santa, you bitch
didn't get a damn thing from my christmas list
all I got was this broken heart
and tha'ts it
santa, you bitch
oh theres only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl
would've never kissed st. nick