[Andy]
Here we go
Uh, lonely island, michael bolton (michael: yeah)
The night starts now
Together on the track

The boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up (michael: rollin'up!)
Club front doors ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (michael: come on!)

[Jorma]
Ladies shifty eyed
When we walk into the set,
Fuck the fellas lookin' jealous
Play that back and get wet (michael: yeah yeah)
Three pound in my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot

[Michael]
This is the tale of captain jack sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (andy: what?)
A mystical quest to the isle of tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

[Akiva]
Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
Buyin' out the bar so the groupies show us love (michael: keira knightley!)

Motherfucking ice man
I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna (michael: jack sparrow!)

[Andy]
Watch it girl cause I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy

All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy with the horn
(michael: now back to the good part!!!)

[Michael]
From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure (andy: no!)
Oh captain jack (jorma: yeah)
Givin' them what for

He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of tortuga
But in davy jones locker
What lies in store? (akiva: yeah, we've seen the movie)

[Andy]
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah c'mon

[Michael]
Captain jack (andy: what?)
Johnny depp (andy: no)

[Jorma]
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c'mon

[Michael]
Davy jones (jorma: nope)
Giant squid (jorma: wrong)

[Akiva]
Michael bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up

[Michael]
Roger that let me try it with another film (andy: wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is forrest gump
(andy: not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give jenny all my love (akiva: come on)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin brockovich is my name (akiva: oh god)

Then you can call me scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine (andy: close enough.)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!

This is the tale of tony montana
This is the tale!
Cubano flame
With miami nuts
Got a basehead wife
Her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy

Just waiting to get fucked
Just waiting to get fucked! (andy: okay it turns out michael bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (andy: yeah, yeah okay)