Luna, you’re driving me crazy.
But I’ll act like it doesn’t faze me,
Even though you’re getting through
Eventually I’ll be loony too.

Yes, people make fun of you
And I know that’s really cruel
But you are kind of odd,
I mean, my God,
Radishes aren’t a fashion accessory,
They are a veggie.

Luna, you’re driving me crazy.
But I act like it doesn’t faze me,
Don’t you know, you’re getting through.
Eventually, I’ll be loony too.

For all your random babbling,
Sometimes there’s a ring
Of truth.
But you need proof.
Facts are paramount.
And the Quibbler doesn’t count.

Luna, you’re driving me crazy.
Luna, you’re driving me crazy.

If you’re crazy,
Do you know you’re crazy?
‘Cause I think I’m crazy
Yeah, I think I’m loony, too,
Like Luna Lovegood.