[Verse 1: Wayne Coyne]
Yeah, there should be unicorns
The ones with the purple eyes
It should be loud as fuck
Hope the swans don't die
There should be burning sun
And naked slaves
And if the police show up
We'll give them so much money it will make them cry
And forgive us

[Chorus: Wayne Coyne]
Yeah, there should be unicorns
The ones with the purple eyes
Not the green eyes
Yeah, there should be unicorns
The ones with the purple eyes
Not the green eyes
Yeah, there should be unicorns
The ones with the purple eyes
Not the green eyes

[Verse 2: Wayne Coyne]
Yeah, there should be day glow strippers
Ones from the Amazon
Some edible butterflies
We put ketchup on
Some motorcycle stunts
That always crash
And if the police show up
We'll bribe them into helping us steal the light of love
From the rainbow sluts that live next door

[Chorus: Wayne Coyne]
Yeah, there should be unicorns
The ones with the purple eyes
Not the green eyes
Yeah, there should be unicorns
The ones with the purple eyes
Not the green eyes

[Spoken Outro: Reggie Watts]
At first there should be unicorns
The ones with the purple eyes
not the ones with green eyes
Whatever they give them, they shit everywhere
And it would be great if the moon was almost down
Like in a very red orange state
Let's leave it like that for at least three hours
hovering just above the horizon
And if the police show up
we will give them so much money
that they can retire from their shitty, violent jobs
and live the greatest life they've ever lived
And we will be high
and the love generator
will be turned up to its maximum
And we'll get higher when, at last
the sun comes up in the morning and we will collapse
under the weight of the ancient earth
And it will be inside me and it will be inside you
And it will be the end of the world and the beginning of a new love