I slit my wrist with my swing line
Copied myself 500 times
I pierced my ears with a three-hole punch
Ate twelve dozen doughnuts for lunch

So next week I'ma walk
Next week I'ma walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run

I swam in an Olympic-sized pool
Had a picnic with a ventriloquist
Saw my brother coming up the hill
He wrapped a beach towel 'round my wrist

So next week I'ma walk
Next week I'ma walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run

I dumped Surel for an older man
Now I'm doing it for Dante
Gimme some of that nasty water
I'll take it one sip at a time

So next week I'ma walk
Next week I'ma walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run

So next week I'ma walk
Next week I'ma walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run
On one of those things:
It's something like a treadmill I think

So next week I'ma walk
Next week I'ma walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run