Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish
I believe in gravity I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie I even believe in Melrose Place And I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish
Oh, baby, look at you Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux How long'd it take to get that way What a terrible waste of energy You wear black clothes say you're poetic The sad truth is you're just pathetic Get into the groove or just get out of my way I came here to drink not to get laid So why don't you just a' go on home 'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone
You'll dance to anything (x2)
Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual Cause you're just another boring asexual "I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party" Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 80 points of I.Q. located within
Now that we're home We can use our secret name for these people We call them ARTFAGS!
Are you all familiar with the dance? Yeah. The famous 3 part dance? Yeah. The first part which is called the monkey and goes like this...
When I say 1,2,3, everybody do the monkey. I want even those people who showed up early for the batdance to do the monkey, all right?
1,2,3, do the monkey!
Yo, yo, yo, yo. The second part of the dance is called the junkie. And the junkie goes like this...
Hence the reason for clean needles. Something that lazy piece of shit George Bush does not understand. Now, when I say 1,2,3, monkey, junkie - I want you to give me a little bit of the monkey, then a little bit of the junkie.
Have you got it?
1,2,3, monkey junkie!
Wait! The third part and final part of my dance - is called the honky. And the honky goes like this...
Dear, I think our new neighbours might be ethnic!
So when I say 1,2,3, monkey, junkie, honky. I want you to give me a little bit of the monkey, a wee bit of the junkie, then I want you to give me your best Dan Quayle impersonation, and say "Dear, I think our new neighbours might be ethnic!"
Everybody down Everybody down Get your asses on the ground Sit down on the ground
Down there on your tush Down there on your tush Like you're sittin' on George Bush Like you're squattin' on George Bush
Get down there on your tail Get down there on your tail Like you're sittin' on Dan Quayle Like you're sittin' on Dan Quayle "I can spell potato, can you?"
Is everybody down? - Get your asses down Is everybody down? We should stop fuckin' round 'Cause all the cool people are down
1,2,3, monkeyjunkiehonky
Dear, I think our new neighbours are ethnic!
Dear, I think our new neighbours are ethnic!
Joe, cut loose! Do whatever you want!
We maybe doing something wrong We could be running just a little too long I guess we better end this song I say I believe in swordfish Crowd: He believes in swordfish