They said it wasn't safe at night
We knew what we had to do
We ironed out our tights
Each one of us
Watched our folks gunned down
We took our vitamins
Three glasses of milk a day

Fight to protect
We made the headlines
The government supplied
An X-shaped laboratory

We're copyright
Our name sold soft drinks
We saw the Pentagon
And had our picture taken

We're out there fighting crime and
We're gonna make the time and
We'll get it right
We'll power up
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No pension plan
Thinktank is bankrupt
Sixty-eight ninety-five
Just for one Magno-Gun charge

Otto Destruct's engaged
Dark Crab's in A.A.
Our stock is plummeting
They pulled the plug on Deep Freeze

We're out there fighting crime and
We're gonna make the time and
We'll get it right
We'll power up