You bored me with your stories

I can't believe that I endured for as long as I did

I'm happy it's over, I'm only sorry

That I didn't make the move before you

And when you go I will remember

To send a thank you note to that girl

I see she's holding you so tender

Well I just wanna say

I never really loved you anyway

No I didn't love you anyway

I never really loved you anyway

I'm so glad you're moving away

Valentino? I don't think so

You're watching MTV

While I lie dreaming in an MT bed,

And come to think of it,

I was misled

My flat, my food, my everything

And thoughts inside my head

Before you go I must remember

To have a quiet word with that girl

Does she know you're not a spender

Well I just have to say

I never really loved you anyway

No I didn't love you anyway

I never really loved you anyway

I'm so happy you're moving away

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I am.

And when you go I will remember

I must remember to say...

I never really loved you anyway

No I didn't love you anyway

Never really loved you anyway

I never really loved you anyway

No I didn't love you anyway

Never truly loved you anyway

I'm so happy you're moving away

Yeah I'm delighted you moving away!