If your honey plans to leave the house
She meets her best friend without any doubt
Wearing seven inch boots and her most fancy suit
Relax and have a smoke she’s not preparing for you

The piper is in town

No man is able to tell the threat
He’s just a guy wearing a funny hat
They are all deaf for his magic pipe
To them it’s just another funny mood of their wives

Cause quiet is the night, shiny the stars
The city’s all empty and sleepy the bars
Just outside of town, you can hear a fuzzy sound
The piper is around

The piper is in town

When he talks he seems to be so wise
He knows all the problems of all the guys
If they knew the truth they’d kick him out of the door
‘Cause he’s had all their women before

Cause quiet is the night, shiny the stars
The city’s all empty and sleepy the bars
Just outside of town, you can hear a fuzzy sound
The piper is around

The piper is in town