The moon was so bright the night we met
Your heels were so high, your lips were so wet
You smelt like a buffalo cow in heat
You were a hungry cat looking for some meat

Love at first sight
Magic moments
Love at first sight
Under the moon
Love at first sight
Bells are ringing
Love at first sight
Love at first sight

You pierced my brain with laser eyes
Lasciviously you ate your French fries
Your plastic shirt showed more than it covered
Why me, not one of the others?

Love at first sight
Magic moments
Love at first sight
Under the moon
Love at first sight
Bells are ringing
Love at first sight
Love at first sight

You pointed your finger at me like a gun
You said "Come on babe, I wanna have some fun"
You dragged me into your car, chained me to your bed
Your fingernails ripped up my lazy bag

Love at first sight
Magic moments
Love at first sight
Under the moon
Love at first sight
Bells are ringing
Love at first sight
Love at first sight

You slapped my face again and again
Then you kicked me out with some money in my hand

Love at first sight
Magic moments
Love at first sight
Under the moon
Love at first sight
Bells are ringing
Love at first sight
Love at first sight