B B A G F E E7 D D7 A A/G C D A A/G I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. C D A See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying. A A/G A/F# F G A A/G Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come. F Corporation t-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday, B Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long, C D E I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob. A A/G C D A A/G Mister city policeman sitting pretty little police men in a row. C D A See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run, I'm crying. Dsus4 A E D I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm cry--ing. A A/G D/F# F G A A/G Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. F Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess, B Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. C D E I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob. B A G F E B A G F E Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. F B If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain C D E I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob. D Goo goo goo goo joob A A/G C D A A/G Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? C D A See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying. A A/G A/F# F G A A/G Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower. F Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna, B man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe, C D E I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob D Goo goo goo goo joob C B Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob goo goo. (Chooga chooga chooga) A G F (chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga Chooga chooga chooga chooga E D C B Everybody's got one.....) A G F E D C B [repeat and fade--reciting King Lear!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A/G (you can substitute A/F# Dsus4 -0- an A7 for this) -0- -3- -2- -2- -3- -2- -2- -2- -2- -2- -0- -x- -x- --- -3- -2- --- (use your thumb to play the bass note in these two chords)