Had a girl
An actual girlfriend yeah
She asked me
To trim back my face hair

But nobody ever
Tells me to shave
Tells me to shave

So I dumped her
I dumped her arse straight away
Coz I'm bearded
And that's how it's going to stay

I let it grow
Sometimes it annoyed me
Sometimes it itched
And girls would avoid me

But whenever I looked at
A bearded man
A bearded man
It made me feel glad
That I'd stuck to the plan
I'd stuck to the plan

And kept my beard
And that's when I met you
You said 'Nice beard'
How could I forget you

As soon as I saw you
I suddenly knew
I suddenly knew
That you liked me for my beard
And I liked yours too
I liked yours too

And now

I got a beard
And you help me groom it
I got a beard
I'm so glad you approve it

I got a beard
Got me a beard
Got me a beard
Got me a beard
Got me a beard