I know a girl who spent a year and a half crying
In the bottom of a bathtub
It was really such a bad look
Then on New Year's Eve, someone yelled 10, 9, 8
Everybody kissed then she punched them in the face, ooh

'Cause everybody's gotta find somebody
That's the point in every movie
You don't wanna end up like a sad spinster
Just wasting away
Find yourself a mister
Yeah, that's what they say
That's what they say

That sounds pretty shitty
And I'm pretty pretty
Sexy in the city
Save your pity, bitch
It's kinda fun just

Me & me
Table for me & me
Hanging with me & me
Finally free
Won't waste my life
Self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me & me
I don't care, get out my face if you don't like it

Asking for a friend

If I go twenty-seven years with someone
Who treats me like shit
Instead of going out with my girls fuckin' L-I-V-I-N
Is it really such a sin?
Is it really not a win?

'Cause I'd rather be dead
Than with 99 of all men
When I'm with myself, it's honestly zen
Might as well be my girlfriend

It's kinda fun just

Me & me
Table for me & me
Hanging with me & me
Finally free
Won't waste my life
Self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me & me

Me & me
Table for me & me
Hanging with me & me
Finally free
Won't waste my life
Self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me & me

I don't care, get out my face if you don't like it
I don't care, get out my face if you don't like it