She woke me up late last night
She said something don't feel right
I think it would be best for me
To get this off my chest you see
Way back in eighty-two
Around the time I first met you
He didn't even mean a thing
A silly fling
And she said
I'm not attracted to those muscle-bound guys
And she said I prefer a man who's more your size
And he had a swollen wallet and a swollen head
There's more to life than being good in bed

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No I was not aware
Too Much Information
What makes you think I care
I could have made it through this day
Feeling perfectly O.K.
Having never heard a single word
That you just chose to say
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Now he said man it is so weird
Weird that I should see you here
'Cause I was just about to write
Now we're face to face tonight
At your audition yesterday
You just blew us all away
So much style and so much grace
And what a face
And he said
You found the humor and the sadness there
And he said you got the accent you got the hair
And he said you've got the soul and you've got the heart
And by the way
You didn't get the part

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No I was not aware
Too Much Information
What makes you think I care
I could have made it through this day
Feeling perfectly O.K.
Having never heard a single word
That you just chose to say
Too Much Information

Ooo don't you send that information my way
I've had a blow-out on the information highway
'Cause I'm not Sigmund Freud
I'm not Carl Jung
You can keep it on your mind
But keep it off your tongue
'Cause I don't want your cross it's more that I can bear
Let it be my loss what makes you think I care
I could have made it through this day
Feeling perfectly O.K.
Having never heard a single word
That you just chose to say
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And I said I don't read reviews
Because they just give me the blues
When they're bad they're really rough
When they're good they're not good enough
They said this one you should read
Because we all agreed you need
A little bright spot in your day
My day was gray I said O.K.
The critic said
This music was a nice surprise
The critic said I did not expect to like these guys
And he said clever lyrics and an awesome band
But there's this one song that I can't stand
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I really hate that song
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Somebody give them the gong
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Hated that one a lot
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Lennon-McCartney they're not
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It had me seeing red
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Stick to the movies instead
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What an annoying song
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Even the ending's too long
I could have made it through this day
Feeling perfectly O.K.
Having never heard a single word
That you just chose to say
Too Much Information...